Schön wäre das Kündigungsschreiben gewesen



Dear Mr. Schambach,



I respectfully disagree with your opimion that our underpaid interns from Somalia and Bangladesh are responsible for the major failures of our webshop. I´m sorry to say that Intershop simply doesn´t work, which is a rather tough experience after all that dough we gave you for that piece of shit. In other words, get the hell outa here, ya fuckin hun.



Yours,



Glenn D. Lowry

Director